another moral hangover. fuck.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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