In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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