hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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