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I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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