im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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