walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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