Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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