How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
bring money and cleavage
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Randomize
