We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There r osticjed everywhere
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
