I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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