Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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