The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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