well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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