My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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