is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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