it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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