FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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