S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
