arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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