I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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