Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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