Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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