Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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