We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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