turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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