I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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