I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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