im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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