guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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