Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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