Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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