My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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