I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Randomize
