Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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