the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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