Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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