And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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