is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm both gender and math confused
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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