But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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