Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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