marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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