i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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