Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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