Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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