this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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