You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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