So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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