This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You need Xanax blowdarts
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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