OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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