Whod you bang
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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