I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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