think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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