Cold hands, warm shart.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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