Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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