Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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