There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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