we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Randomize